Reasons Why Perfect Empowered Drinking Water® is Basically the Beyoncé of Bottled Waters

So, you’re scrolling through life, dehydrated and unimpressed, when BAM! Along comes Perfect Empowered Drinking Water® — not just any old bottled water, but one that basically rolls up wearing sunglasses, blasting a motivational playlist, and offering you electrolytes like it's trying to bribe you into greatness.

Yes, it's from Amway. And yes, it thinks it's better than your tap.

This water doesn't just get filtered — oh no — it goes through a 15-step purification process. That’s more steps than you’ve taken today unless you’re training for a marathon or running from responsibilities.

We’re talking reverse osmosis, ozonation, microstructuring… basically, it gets spa treatments you can’t afford. If water had pores, they’d be glowing.

Let’s talk about MBO® Technology. This wizardry infuses the water with stabilized oxygen, meaning this bottle is literally breathing better than you after two flights of stairs.

Is it science? Is it sorcery? We don't know. But we’re drinking it and suddenly feel like running a 5K... to the fridge.

Here’s the nutrition breakdown in case you were wondering if it’s keto, paleo, or just plain magical:

Nutrients and Amount
Calories - 0 (So skinny.)
Sodium - 35 mg (Salty, but just a little.)
Potassium - 1 mg (You tried.)
Carbs  - 0 g (Keto crowd, rise.)
Protein - 0 g (No gains here, folks.)

Basically, it’s water. But extra.

Look, this isn’t your grandma’s water. This is electrolyte-enhanced, trace mineral-sprinkled, microstructured fairy juice.

You’ll find a sprinkle of magnesium, potassium, and calcium — all of which sound suspiciously like what you need when you’ve eaten nothing but instant noodles for three days.

Sold in sleek 500mL BPA-free bottles (because we care about you and the turtles), it’s about $52 for a 24-pack.

Sure, that’s more than a gas station bottle. But can your gas station bottle boast molecular oxygen? Didn’t think so.

Perfect Empowered Drinking Water® might sound like a Marvel superhero’s beverage of choice — and honestly, that checks out. If you’re thirsty, fancy, and slightly dramatic, this might be your new liquid soulmate.

So hydrate like you mean it. With electrolytes, oxygen, and a sprinkle of sass.